All of the world is a stage, and I, a mediocre actress.
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Published on April 2, 2004 By Lisa lee In Blogging
Hey, i hate it when all the people around me change while i stay the same. My cousin has developed in mind as well as body. What ever happened to the girl who begged me to tell her stories, who wanted to grow a puppy farm? I know, i know, people grow, bla bla bla. BUT WHY COULDN'T SHE JUST BE A LESBIAN? I seriously could deal with all this puberty talk alot easier if she were a lesbian. I just can't see her liking the same things that i do. i don't even know why i have such a wierdness funk on it. Its just, well, wierd! She doesn't have a big sister and she doesn't live with her mom anymore, so i'm pretty much the big sister, as i always have been. I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with THAT either. I mean, i LOVE that role, since none of my siblings are consiously aware of my existance anyways. (sympathy dig, shut up! im intitled! lol)

She's 12. She had "the talk" with her dad, but you can obviously tell that it wasn't a too pleasant experience for either of them. So she came to me. I asked her what she knew, and she told me, well, the basics. She asked me what teabagging was! I NEVER KNEW WHAT TEABAGGING WAS UNTIL JUST THIS YEAR!!! After a Solem Spit Sister Secrecy pact, including luggees, dirt, blood and hair. (I would have to kill you if i said anymore) i told her all the answers. i told her different types of birth control, where to get it, and how to use it. I also told her the whole schpiel on why you should wait and crap.

I don't know, i guess this is just silly, but she's my little cousin, and she's always acted younger than she was. Not immature, just the way she talks and explains. I had flashbacks of her and me in the tent, me telling her not to tell on me because i was a witch and i would turn her into a big fat toad if she did. She actually bought it until she was 10. She got a little wiser by 11. I didn't beat up on her or anything, i just did things that gramma didn't really appreciate, like, um.... peeing in her lemonade, and putting bugs in my cousins' hair, and then there was always the whole thing with trying to keep frogs as my pets. AND taking in stray cats. i never really beat anyone who was related to me up. Except this one time, but he was just being terrible! He was shooting at this old stray dog, and i tackled him over and started throwing punches. I also took a hanky out filled with his nose blood and shoved it in his mouth.


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